Hello blog...

I'm just back from work and tbh I feel a tad depressed...

What?

I'm not acting emo...

Shut up :'(

*Puts on 30 seconds to mars song*

So yeah it's nearly exactly (oxymoron) half eleven...oh fuck you world it just turned 11:30 as I typed that, I feel my point is still valid.

No ones on msn appart from nico, kenzie, jonny v and leggat. Nico is talking, I'll check what she's saying:

"Dreams are fleeting and life is cruel says:

really

Well aint that a slap in the face

do YOU think she gets treated like dirt

arent your boss folk nice

also if you go any more north of inverness you hit the back of beyond"

I don't think I've ever been up north but it can't be more backwards than shagging horses GRANT MCMICHEALSON!!?!...you know who you are...

So yeah I've been spending my time off at home doing basically fuck all lately and tbh there's only so much you can traul the interwebs and play x box before it starts to get a little dry. I mean it's like doing the same old shit everyd

ay, can maybe understand why Jay is thinking of leaving now...

Got my lip pierced last Friday...Ilike it, most other people think it's faggy to them I say 'ohhhhh *waves hands about* kissy camp fuck' ...yeah

I mean loads of really cool folk have it done like uh this random sexy bitch I found on google.

BEFORE:

AFTER:

I also watched a terrifically aweful movie this afternoon to fill in some non work time about killer sheep in New Zealand going skatty mental and chowin on folk turning them into huge mutated oversized sheep. It was basically like a farmers .REC

There were a few lol moments when like they drive into a sheep and it goes flying into the air in a total GTA MOTHER FUCKER kinda moment which is dear to me. Also when a farmer is being attacked by a sheep trying to scran his face off and he punches it 3 times in the puss...I dunno I just founds that funny :S

To be fair tho even though it was so aweful it was aceeptably funny; there was a fit hippie chick in it! I pissed mysel pretty much at this gloriously dumb blonde moment:

This will do for now blog, bai bai...

I will not celebrate your 5th of July joy America...

This post will have nothing to do with America, celebration or the number 5. The title was just to intreuge the unsuspecting punters of the cosmopolitan gangster society. Now I've used all the big words I know lets move on...

You're right Martin I haven't blogged in a while and thank you for inspiring me to further myself more blogtentially. To honor this I want to find an anagram of your screen name, I'm gonna check now...

Gnarly Sock translates to Clanks Orgy which reminds me of the robot clank from the ps2 games he was in with ratchet. Hmm, I wonder if there's any robot porn on the internet? Bet there is.

Well I'm just posting this because I started it a few weeks ago and never got around to finishing it...

Now, I'm away for a fag, a choccy milkshake n some wotsits! ^_^

Funny ass movie scenes :D

Postal 

Harold and Kumar 2

Anchorman

I'll put more on later...

Recent uprisings in the pedophile impersonation conquest

So Matt Bellamy from Muse sounds like creepy old pedo Herbert from family guy in the song Sing for absolution.

Lols...

Quicktime no fucking about console wars...

360

Pros:

• Achievements are addictive
• Easy enjoyable live experience with personal profiles
• Lots of customization with wireless mics, wireless addapters, colored joypads
• Great exclusives such as: Saints row, fable, gears of war, halo and mass effect
• Live arcade allows many  old school games revamped in hd with new content
• Exclusive dlc content like lost and damned for gta 4 and dlc for fallout 3

Cons:

• Extremely noisey with fans
• Low life expectancy with consoles prone to scratching games, red rigning and constantly overheating
• Costly xbox live and microsoft points for ancient retro games that can be easily emulated on pc
• Disc tray prone to jamming
• Huge power brick and plasticy casing

PS3

Pros:

• Free online
• Glossy design is futuristic and appealing
• Winning next gen blu ray dvd format capable of storing much more date for games and being the cheapest blu ray player on the market
• Almost silent when running games
• Great exclusives like: MGS 4, uncharted, singstar, LBP and gran turismo

Cons:

• Trophies are a cheap knock off of achievements and dont feel as earned and worth getting as achievements on 360
• Consoles dont come with any sort of mic so most online gaming tends to be silent
• The stupid cushioned triggers on the controller??!?!?!?
• Losing exclusive franchises like final fantasy 13 and tekken 6 to the 360
• Controlers not using batteries so needing charged with a wire constantly

Wii

Pros:

• Motion control work fantasticly with res 4 making a great game even better
• Innovation in games with mario kart steering wheel and wii fit step tool
• Games like tiger woods ' 10 have a weather recognition programme so golf courses u play have the actual weather of the day your playing it
• Playing old school nintendo games again

Cons:

• Complicated to play with friends online
• No chat support online
• Perifferols chew through batteries
• Games are not the the fuller standard of 360 and ps3 hd graphics
• Stupid gimmicky controler only makes u want to play game for a short time before wanting to not interact and just sit with a normal controller playing a game without flailing about
• Exclusive games rely on old franchise remakes like:  zelda, mario galaxy, metroid 3, mario kart, smash bros
• Few mature games appart from mad world, res 4 and manhunt 2

Where is your god now America

So, I'm bored at 3am nothing to do but randomly trawl the Internet to accidentally come across something funny possibly?

When this:

http://hepzis-hobbies.blogspot.com/

I mean wtf. thank god for the horizon, thank Jesus our lord for helping us have enough money to go to the grand canyon during spring break. If your faith is in god so much maybe you should have spent all your money and a miracle would have supported 500 dollars to go the grand canyon instead. Why don't you have faith in yourself instead of hiding behind a delusive entity you ignorant self deprecating dumb fucks. Have your faith sure whatever but don't spout shite like it was the lords work that saved who ever in hospital when there a far clearer methological answer.

The spread of god is evident throughout American politics through George Bush's past speeches to the dollar bill itself

Maybe I'm an acting cynic atheist but it's just common sense that everything happens for a physiological and mathematical reason. Faith is a belief in hope not an escape goat for supernatural happenings.

So naturally I made this to spite the stupid bitch that provoked this rant -

An uninspired blog

I want to write more blogs but I don't have much to say or at least not enough to say about any particular topic.

Mexican swine flu as a global epidemic? Well I tend to not come across many Mexicans anyway and if i were to go on holiday i wouldn't choose Mexico. I mean there are pigs in every country but only Mexicans would make a disease out of them...fucking drama queens

Now around the age of 13/teenhood boys including myself think fuck it...guitar is the way forward, it makes a cool noise that makes girls pee themselves and makes you look talented. The thing is when you go to try it out it harder than necrophiliac in Mexico. The secret is you don't need to know all the crazy as solos to impress and play EXPERT GOLD STAR DRAGONFORCE doesn't mean you can challenge Tom Morello to a dual...the prick. Anyway, this explain all you 

really need to know before giving up and doing something more worthwhile like joining the war on terror or fearing the recession:

BTW check out Fear 2: Project origin, just completed it today and its really quite good. Can get now for about £25 new and it's got a long single player where a creep Ring-esque girl rapes you and her babies try and kill you, much like current Emerdale with bad boy Cain returning and stirring shit up...

...Cunt