Hello blog...

I'm just back from work and tbh I feel a tad depressed...

What?

I'm not acting emo...

Shut up :'(

*Puts on 30 seconds to mars song*

So yeah it's nearly exactly (oxymoron) half eleven...oh fuck you world it just turned 11:30 as I typed that, I feel my point is still valid.

No ones on msn appart from nico, kenzie, jonny v and leggat. Nico is talking, I'll check what she's saying:

"Dreams are fleeting and life is cruel says:

really

Well aint that a slap in the face

do YOU think she gets treated like dirt

arent your boss folk nice

also if you go any more north of inverness you hit the back of beyond"

I don't think I've ever been up north but it can't be more backwards than shagging horses GRANT MCMICHEALSON!!?!...you know who you are...

So yeah I've been spending my time off at home doing basically fuck all lately and tbh there's only so much you can traul the interwebs and play x box before it starts to get a little dry. I mean it's like doing the same old shit everyd

ay, can maybe understand why Jay is thinking of leaving now...

Got my lip pierced last Friday...Ilike it, most other people think it's faggy to them I say 'ohhhhh *waves hands about* kissy camp fuck' ...yeah

I mean loads of really cool folk have it done like uh this random sexy bitch I found on google.

BEFORE:

AFTER:

I also watched a terrifically aweful movie this afternoon to fill in some non work time about killer sheep in New Zealand going skatty mental and chowin on folk turning them into huge mutated oversized sheep. It was basically like a farmers .REC

There were a few lol moments when like they drive into a sheep and it goes flying into the air in a total GTA MOTHER FUCKER kinda moment which is dear to me. Also when a farmer is being attacked by a sheep trying to scran his face off and he punches it 3 times in the puss...I dunno I just founds that funny :S

To be fair tho even though it was so aweful it was aceeptably funny; there was a fit hippie chick in it! I pissed mysel pretty much at this gloriously dumb blonde moment:

This will do for now blog, bai bai...

I will not celebrate your 5th of July joy America...

This post will have nothing to do with America, celebration or the number 5. The title was just to intreuge the unsuspecting punters of the cosmopolitan gangster society. Now I've used all the big words I know lets move on...

You're right Martin I haven't blogged in a while and thank you for inspiring me to further myself more blogtentially. To honor this I want to find an anagram of your screen name, I'm gonna check now...

Gnarly Sock translates to Clanks Orgy which reminds me of the robot clank from the ps2 games he was in with ratchet. Hmm, I wonder if there's any robot porn on the internet? Bet there is.

Well I'm just posting this because I started it a few weeks ago and never got around to finishing it...

Now, I'm away for a fag, a choccy milkshake n some wotsits! ^_^