Tuesday 4 August 2009

1.00am reasons why Bobs SHOULDN'T do it Part 1

Fuck my steake pie hole!!!

So it's 1am and I have to get ready for work at 6am so lets do this shit n get it over and done with...

1 Because Charlie Brooker wrote Dead Set
2 Because paedos disguised as schools are dangerous
3 Because my music just stopped on my ipod
4 Because it's fucking difficult to get too 30k gamerscore on 360 even tho i only have 400 left to get
5 Because my wage will be £212.50 this Friday
6 Because no one interesting is on msn right now
7 Because see you next Tuesday doesn't actually spell cunt
8 Because Biffy Clyro's new song 'that golden rule' is AMAZING
9 Because yay there's a new l4d campaign coming out next month
10 Because im not drunk
11 Because i learned greensleeves on guitar today
12 Because i just made a chocoloate milkshake
13 Because ill prob put on some porn in a minute
14 Because leggat better win the quiz tonight
15 Because i havent done a blog in a good while
16 Because jonny owes finley money
17 Because ive done fuck all with my day today
18 Because bison grass vodka and apple juice goes down very easily
19 Because i cant remember the last day when i havent had a drink at all
20 Because i look amazing in shades
21 Because dumbledor dies in the new harry potter movie :'(
22 Because i wasnt invited to poker tonight by text
23 Because a punch to the throat would probably be a bad alternative
24 Because i waste too much money
25 Because its now 1.20am and i need to sleep...