Ideas on things that never happened

So when thinking in the shower this morning...



















I got to some thinking, butterfly effect style. Yesterday I was walking about town searching for a job to pay the bills since the telemarketing gig was up.

No in fact fuck you, I'll interupt what I was about to say to tell you about that. Apparently now Castle arketing is purely employing on a commission based basis to there which I was told I could make more money If I was good at the job. How the fuck does that work if I was getting paid commission anyway? I need to walk up n see them about the £70 they still owe me for when I was contracted being paid hourly.

tl;dr: imma sue me some bitchaz...

So aye there's this wee active outdoor shop advertising staff and supervisor position so I went inside to find out what the dealio was. She asked whether I was going for the staff or supervisor job, I lolled, maybe I looked like a supervisor...I mean I did get dressed yesterday - It's Dundee it surely can't be that hard to get high up in the promotion ladder considering the prominance of half bred dribble Sians.
So I asked for the staff position told her my situation and handed in my CV and that was that nothing exciting there. But what if...

Imagine as I was walking in and a person bolted out the door and the shopkeeper yelled thief. If I grabbed the wee scumbag (called humans in Dundee?!?!?!?) and manged to get the stolen item back do you think I would have got the job right there. I'd like to think so. So thanks a bunch Dundee...when I need you to be scummy you aren't. I mean what iis your problem? You've probably lost me a potential job now.

Dick >: (




















Yay I'm going snowboarding this weekend, hope my leg is ok by then...

3???

3 blogs in one day would just be silly...

Stop being so demanding

People look like people...

When sifting through my pictures folder which is currently standing at a respectable 4300 piccies/2gb I realised alot of the pics in there look like people I actually know....but they aren't actually them. Are there not enough chromosome distinctions in the world to make everyone unique? Or is it just that sterotypical fads have taken over and everyone wants to be a scene kid resulting in the same redone look until all teenagers turn into one big super emo and cut them self so deep that the poetry they spew out in an orgy of cries brings back the memories of their childhood actually being not that bad and they don't actually have to make up that they were abused as a child to get attention.

I just seems the majority of girls these days are so insecure in their teenage transition and feel the need to say they were raped when they were younger...not meaning the speak with lack of empathy but fuck off...just wise up and stop being so pathetic. All girls should just be locked away in prison between 13 - 17...the bitchy years.

Where the fuck was I going with this...












Oh yeah look alikes...

















Johnny I never knew your alter ego was in crouching tiger hidden dragon.














Me as the band leader (Claudio Sanchez or sommat) of Coheed and Cambria...in Portugal














Hey ho! It's what Cam looks like when he dresses up nice to work the streets at night...you dirty slag.

On an end note my leg is still sore...damn you Ailie :(

Bookmarks - For those who can't be arsed using their memory

My bookmarks (or favourites for those still stuck in the IE days, losers) has a wide variety of topical content spanning many genres of my interests. Spanning from messed up cult videos to favourite porn clips, from job seeking sites to free computer game spamming sites and the likes of many others. Iwant to explain to you several of my bookmarks and why I added them in the past; hopefully then you'll think I'm cool n stop beating me up/off.















One website I visit the most is Screwattack. It's really good for updating you with all the news in the gaming industry and it has posts pretty much daily. I prefer it mainly because it's an independant project unlike IGN or Gamespot which are a tad commercialised even though I have to admit I do use IGN. It's not only about updating information but it also has funny sketches ripping on different game cliche's, if that's not enough one of the team members is a fat Mexican...nuff said.

Sticking to games check out Zero Punctuation reviews on games. His satirical sketches made me do a lol out loud literally. This guy started making piss take videos on youtube (link here) and after doing just two managed to get scooped up by gaming website the escapist and is now making to bah from his reviews...smart guy.

Do you have OCD??? Awesome cause I don't...becoz I don't...because i dont...because I don't :) Anyway I have a site book marked claiming you can get free games as long as you spam enough in adverts. Prize Rebel works apparently using a point scoring system and has links of adverts which If you sign up using your email and answer a few questions rewards you with a certain number of points. If you were to check this out use a different email than you main one because signing up to these advert thing which is free will although spam the crap out your inbox. Also you get like 20 points per sign up and it takes like tens of thousands before you can actually get a game I think...so all the time spent invested in it could be spent working a job really...stupid huh?

One of the stranger links I have relates to an urban myth video spread around youtube involving a guy called Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. The video involves a guy standing still emotionless with a red backlight or filter over the video and nothing apparently happens for the 3 minutes. The myth is ten people reportadly watched the video and from what they saw went bat shit crazy and gouged their own eyes out. Sounds lol worthy but to date I still haven't watched it due to screamer vid potential in which I fucking deteste...especially when surfing the web at 3am when the darkies are out.

For the porn side use Spankwire for decent length stuff but if you just want to see some cheesey 80's porn or bloopers taking the compltete piss then go to efukt for your fucked up porno needs.

Finally the last website which can induce some hefty rofls is Morph Thing where if you sign up for an account here it allows you to get two pictures of peoples faces and morph them together to see what their children or whatever would look like. Naturally I morphed pictures or Madeline McAnn with people I know to see if they are rapists or pedophiles...
Kenzie did it scratch you when you went inside this little treasure?













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Daffodil Soup The Early Years

We all know Daff Sophisto are a couple of guys which sounds mere enough but everyone has to start somewhere and every group has to meet some how. These are are the difining snippets in time where gods are made and the pedoscats are seperated from the paedephiles...

Let us pray















During the epic that was 2006ish...probably...in 6th year anyway long hair dominated the scene. We all had it, and if you didn't you were a total homo



It was cool and sheik (not Zelda's alter ego)














Now everyone has seemed to defer from this look with 3 victims of haircutosity.

1. Leggat the mullet man horse thunderererer - grows hair for a bet, would kill you if you cut it off then cuts it off next day due to it becoming heavily radiated...fucking Chernobyl, when will you stop?
2. Mrrrrratin the retro man bass rapist - worshipped long hair as a sign of power and godlyness, the Irish defied his Samson-eske authority and sent an army of hobgoblins to cut him up in his stupor
3. Myself the Bilbo Baggins of yesteryear - I decided to cut my hair myself for some reason?!? I musta been high n drunk like Johnny V *SMACK*

But what we are all forgetting about is the knob log.















Thanks for beng such an inspiration.

And now for a retrospective of Daff Sophitos recorded to date hits.



Sounds so good it makes you wanna come, it's Cheese toasty at number one.


Hooooooooooooooo, at number two it's Bad11

Fuck you, two is enough, either buy my windows or go away...

Well here we all are...

...but what the fuck are you doing up at half 6 in the morning too? I have class at 11-12 and 2-3, maybe I'll see you there, if your man enough that is.
Why the hell do some of us Abertorians have to go to uni this week and some others don't all because of the mythically efamed 'Pitch Week'. So alot of the artsy fartsy computer folk get to bump off n chuck in a couple of drawings while the rest of us have to undure some hard grafting. Well actually I don't have to, I only have 2 hours tomorrow, 4 on Tuesday and 1 on Friday :S

So back to gaming. As I sit listening to Bullet for my valentine which are easily like a much better version of Trivium or Dragonforce whilst still very very technically proficiant...wait wtf am I talking about...back to the point...

Martin posted a pic of all the gen nintendo consoles so Itook it upon myself to take a photoof all my current gaming consoles appart from my wii because it's at home. Decide what you'd rather have?

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