Bookmarks - For those who can't be arsed using their memory

My bookmarks (or favourites for those still stuck in the IE days, losers) has a wide variety of topical content spanning many genres of my interests. Spanning from messed up cult videos to favourite porn clips, from job seeking sites to free computer game spamming sites and the likes of many others. Iwant to explain to you several of my bookmarks and why I added them in the past; hopefully then you'll think I'm cool n stop beating me up/off.















One website I visit the most is Screwattack. It's really good for updating you with all the news in the gaming industry and it has posts pretty much daily. I prefer it mainly because it's an independant project unlike IGN or Gamespot which are a tad commercialised even though I have to admit I do use IGN. It's not only about updating information but it also has funny sketches ripping on different game cliche's, if that's not enough one of the team members is a fat Mexican...nuff said.

Sticking to games check out Zero Punctuation reviews on games. His satirical sketches made me do a lol out loud literally. This guy started making piss take videos on youtube (link here) and after doing just two managed to get scooped up by gaming website the escapist and is now making to bah from his reviews...smart guy.

Do you have OCD??? Awesome cause I don't...becoz I don't...because i dont...because I don't :) Anyway I have a site book marked claiming you can get free games as long as you spam enough in adverts. Prize Rebel works apparently using a point scoring system and has links of adverts which If you sign up using your email and answer a few questions rewards you with a certain number of points. If you were to check this out use a different email than you main one because signing up to these advert thing which is free will although spam the crap out your inbox. Also you get like 20 points per sign up and it takes like tens of thousands before you can actually get a game I think...so all the time spent invested in it could be spent working a job really...stupid huh?

One of the stranger links I have relates to an urban myth video spread around youtube involving a guy called Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. The video involves a guy standing still emotionless with a red backlight or filter over the video and nothing apparently happens for the 3 minutes. The myth is ten people reportadly watched the video and from what they saw went bat shit crazy and gouged their own eyes out. Sounds lol worthy but to date I still haven't watched it due to screamer vid potential in which I fucking deteste...especially when surfing the web at 3am when the darkies are out.

For the porn side use Spankwire for decent length stuff but if you just want to see some cheesey 80's porn or bloopers taking the compltete piss then go to efukt for your fucked up porno needs.

Finally the last website which can induce some hefty rofls is Morph Thing where if you sign up for an account here it allows you to get two pictures of peoples faces and morph them together to see what their children or whatever would look like. Naturally I morphed pictures or Madeline McAnn with people I know to see if they are rapists or pedophiles...
Kenzie did it scratch you when you went inside this little treasure?













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