The Rare Crouton: Whatever i said before 2.0

So it was the midnight launch for res 5 and jonny and i had already decided we were gonna go to get the game for the epic co-opness gameplay. We had to decide to go to either Game or Gamestation tho.

There were two deal clinchers.

1. I had £29 in game store credit for Game.

and

2. They were holding a competition for the best dressed zombie in game and the prize would be an entirely free copy of the game.

So thinking why not try do that...we thot sure why not, we may not win but it'd be good crack anyway...

So off we head to pre mart and we each bot a £2 tshirt and a £6 pair of jeans.

So thats £16 altogether on clothes.

We then headed to the joke shop n got 3 vials of fake blood and a packet of blood capsules, jonny also bought a bloody fake hand.

We spent £15 in the joke shop together.

Which made £31 altogether spent.

We a were gonna check out whiteyed contact lenses but they were £30 each...fuck that..the game was only worth £40.

So basically i ended up spending £12 coz i never bought the stoopid hand.

We got to some shredding of the clothes and poured blood over them to make them look cool as such.

For the face we got some white make up to cover a pale look and then used some borrowed eye shadow (Maria's) to darken shadowed areas to complete the look. I enjoyed the dribbling of blood capsules down the chin bit...it was sexy...

With the completed look we were set to go...

Finley phoned us as he went down to Tesco before we left and told us we didnt really have a chance :( as he saw some hefty good looking dressed people

We headed down regardless...

When we arrived we were the only dressed zombies there...lololol

At the end of the night there was me n jonny, a guy in a hoody pretending to be a hunter from l4d...fucking lamey lols and a chick with a darkened face and mates that shredded her top in shop to make her look like a slutty zombie as they knew we looked the best.

The 4 staff members for game got to vote...the 3 guys voted me including the manager i argued with weeks previously...lol...the stunningly hot staff member (who only looked hot due to blood contacts and pigtails) voted for the girl only due to being her friend...boohiss...

So we went down at 1am to collect our free copy